A REASON
Today and yesterday too
That woman heard my voice
I said yes I do
She yelled there’s no choice
I let her do all the thinking
Oh, boy does she ever
She pecks pigs and skunks in bed
I say nothing she smacks me hard
I cry and scratch my head
It’s not nice outside
I let her do all the thinking
Oh, boy does she ever
Today and yesterday too
She was covered in feathers and fur
She stank the house through
I can’t get enough of her.