[benjo]

 THIS IS A BIT OF FESTIVE FUN TO WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
 AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BENJO


 


  GET THE BOOZE OUT FATHER CHRISTMAS
      ------ = = = = ------ = = = = ------


It's party time all around to mine
bring a bottle of what you fancy
red or white they're just as nice
whiskey, gin, or brandy

I woke up this morning
Father Christmas had been
there inside my stocking
was a bottle of Bacardi breeze

get the booze out Father Christmas
it's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)

I wrote my list to Father Christmas
and up the chimney it went
at number one was a bottle of rum
to share with all my friends

we all like a drink at Christmas
lager, bitter, or stout
Guinness isn't really my favourite
but I don't like to leave it out

get the booze out Father Christmas
it's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)

I popped my head into the fridge
and had a good look around
there was empty beer cans everywhere
and a bottle of newky brown

I found a carrot for Rudolph
and a little sherry for me
by the time I've finished wrapping presents
I'm usually on my knees

get the booze out Father Christmas
It's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)

We all like a tipple at Christmas
just to get us in the mood
last year I had a little too much
and ended up on liquid food

took me six months to recover
but now I'm fighting fit
so pick a bottle of something up
and get around here with it

get the booze out Father Christmas
it's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)...



© copyright house all rights reserved...

[Stylus]

Dogmax  Izz gonna lov thiz!   

                  As expected  Great Lyrics   Tony ( he can write about anything & make it sound amazin'


                                                                Gr8   STYLUS

[benjo]

 hey thank you  STYLUS

 hope this one hasn't upset any one
 I know its got a swear word in there but
 I didn't think it was that offensive

 but thanks you mate for taking the time to read and comment

                take care bud

                                              tony


                     

[Dogmax]

Jaysus Tony just rea reading it im pissss hiccup drunk    

Great lyrics Tony now this is the Father Christmas i like     ill be hanging out me stockings just in case, have to find a pair with no holes in them    

Really great Tony. 

[hardtwistmusic]

Couldn't quite tell just how far your tongue was sticking out the side of your cheek.  )

[BooBoo]

Haha this is a great song. It flows really well and I love the humour in it!

[benjo]

 hey guys

 thanks for the comments on this one
 just a bit of fun I know santa has a sense of humour

                                     cheeeeeeeeeeeeers all


                                          tony

[diademgrove]

Brightened up my morning, I'll have a smile on my face until 3:00pm. Hopefully it'll last until 5:00pm but you never know, Fulham could spoil the mood.

Hope you had a good Christmas Tony and stayed sober ; )

Happy New Year (apart from the 1st that is), take care,

Keith

[diademgrove]

Hi Tony,

still got the smile on my face. Wednesday should be interesting, pity I'll miss it.

Great lyrics.

diadem

[benjo]

Hey Keith

What a fantastic win for you guys,  well done on that

And thanks for the grate comments on the song

We were robbed by man city, and a ref from grater Manchester
Hoping for revenge against your boys but the way their playing is worrying me

                   Take care mate

                             Tony

[diademgrove]

Hey Keith

What a fantastic win for you guys,  well done on that

And thanks for the grate comments on the song

We were robbed by man city, and a ref from grater Manchester
Hoping for revenge against your boys but the way their playing is worrying me

                   Take care mate

                             Tony

Thanks Tony, worried about New Year's Day after today.

Looking forward to your next set of lyrics.

Look after yourself,

Keith

[Jess]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is fantabulous

Although now the challenge is to write a version for all of those (like me) that are not yet at drinking age... 'Get the juice out Father Christmas, the first thing on my list' kind of thing

[benjo]

 hey jess

 what a good idea get the juice out father christmas
 ha ha ha you got a good point there

 but to be honest now I think about it
 most people your age are drinking I suppose
 on the quiet of course

                    thanks for the grate feed back means a lot

                                                     tony

[Paulski]

This is a hoot - nice one.
Paul