PLEASE NOTE: If I'm asking too much with this post, please ignore it. I thought it might be interesting to some.In 2012 my quartet released a CD that included a song called "The Undertaker Man" from 1911, written by Chris Smith. The words were dated, so--since the copyright had expired--I changed them for the CD. This song was a last minute addition to replace another song that didn't work out. I was at the studio browsing the Johns Hopkins online sheet music collection while the studio owner/engineer was putting final touches on the rest of the songs for the CD. I found this song, changed some of the words in a hurry, coded the piano music into my laptop, and we (the studio owner and I, that is) recorded it quickly (if you listen closely, you'll notice one whole word is completely missing on the recording).
Since this isn't my own original work, I'm not posting in the Lyric forum, but I'm interested in feedback on the updated words as I'd like to keep the song in my repertoire, but the words I edited in haste aren't what I want for the final version. I've included the original words for anyone interested, as well as the
words as I recorded them, and finally
the words I for which I am seeking feedback.
The recording from the CD is here:
https://soundcloud.com/caliamoko/the-undertaker-manFor those interested, the sheet music at the Johns Hopkins site is here:
The Undertaker Man. There's lots of good stuff on that site, if a person has the time and the bandwidth to spend browsing.
Here are the original words from the sheet music (I added some punctuation):
THE UNDERTAKER MAN
Verse 1Cinderella Jackson from a town in Minnesota
She had four different fellow friends who used to come and court her
One was a barber man, the other was a baker
The third a railroad porter and the fourth an undertaker
The barber he was sharp and keen; the baker had the dough
The porter was a sport; the undertaker was dead slow
The four met Tuesday evening and it was a love contest,
She had to choose the one she loved the best
Each one thought he'd get the chance to wed
Until the dainty Cinderella said
Chorus x2I don't mind talking and I don't mind walking with the baker man, that's true
I likes to grin and I likes to chin with the railroad porter too
I pets the barber when he comes around and I calls him "Precious Lamb"
But there ain't nothin' doin' at all with the undertaker man.
Verse 2After Cinderella made her frankest declaration
The undertaker soon awoke from his imagination
There sat the barber man, the baker and the porter
All laughing cause the other geezer couldn't come to court her
The undertaker felt real hurt, said he, "Now listen, men,
You all may laugh and joke me but I'll nail her in the end"
"You haven't got the slightest chance," the lady did exclaim
"Why you could never never change my name
Marry you, not on your life," said she
"I wouldn't have you on a Christmas tree"
Chorus x2*****
Then this is the way I recorded it:
Verse 1
Cinderella Jackson from a town in Minnesota
Had four different fella friends who used to come and court her
One was a barber man, another was a baker
The third a railroad porter and the fourth an undertaker
The barber, he was sharp and keen; the baker had the dough
The porter was a sport; the undertaker was dead slow
Each man of the four thought he was better than the rest
She had to choose the one she loved the best
Which of them would Cinderella wed
"I'll tell you this," our Cinderella said,
Chorus
I don't mind talkin' and I don't mind walkin' with the baker man, that's true
I like to croon and I like to spoon with the railroad porter, too
I squeeze the barber when he comes around and I call him "Precious Lamb"
But there ain't nuthin' doin' at all with the undertaker man
Verse 2
After Cinderella made her candid declaration
The undertaker soon awoke from his imagination
There sat the barber man, the baker and the porter
All laughing cuz the undertaker couldn't come to court her
The undertaker felt real hurt, said he, "Now listen, men
You all may laugh and mock me but I'll get her in the end
She said, "You haven't got a chance and you will surely find
That you could never, ever change my mind
Marry you? Not ever in my life,
Would I consent to be your wedded wife.
Chorus****
And finally, here is my current version.
VERSE 1 is the same as the recorded (green) version
CHORUS is the same as the recorded (green) version except for the last line:
I don’t mind talkin’ and I don’t mind walkin’ with the baker man, that’s true
I like to croon and I like to spoon with the railroad porter too
I squeeze the barber when he comes around and I call him “precious lamb”
But there ain’t no way I’d even spend a day with the undertaker man.
VERSE 2 has several changes:
After Cinderella made her candid declaration
The undertaker heaved a sigh and said in desperation
“All of you—the baker man, the barber and the porter
All gloating ‘cuz you heard her say I’m not allowed to court her.
You’ll be sorry, just you wait and see; I’ll be avenged.
You all may laugh and mock me, but I’ll nail her in the end!
You’re laughing now but this I know, it always ends the same
I’ll be the winner in this waiting game.”
She said, “Oh no, and you will surely find
That you can never, ever change my mind.”