THIS IS A BIT OF FESTIVE FUN TO WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BENJO
GET THE BOOZE OUT FATHER CHRISTMAS
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It's party time all around to mine
bring a bottle of what you fancy
red or white they're just as nice
whiskey, gin, or brandy
I woke up this morning
Father Christmas had been
there inside my stocking
was a bottle of Bacardi breeze
get the booze out Father Christmas
it's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)
I wrote my list to Father Christmas
and up the chimney it went
at number one was a bottle of rum
to share with all my friends
we all like a drink at Christmas
lager, bitter, or stout
Guinness isn't really my favourite
but I don't like to leave it out
get the booze out Father Christmas
it's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)
I popped my head into the fridge
and had a good look around
there was empty beer cans everywhere
and a bottle of newky brown
I found a carrot for Rudolph
and a little sherry for me
by the time I've finished wrapping presents
I'm usually on my knees
get the booze out Father Christmas
It's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)
We all like a tipple at Christmas
just to get us in the mood
last year I had a little too much
and ended up on liquid food
took me six months to recover
but now I'm fighting fit
so pick a bottle of something up
and get around here with it
get the booze out Father Christmas
it's the first thing on my list
get the booze out Father Christmas
I'm planning on getting pissed (drunk)...
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