[Binladeda]

 

      I'm a Dutchman   

[S.T.C]

my wifes cookings so bad even the onions have a cry

[Binladeda]

  I'm a huge dwarf 




 

[habiTat]

  I'm a huge dwarf 




 

Are you sure? You look more like a very small giant 

[Binladeda]

     Time flies like an arrow
     Fruit flies like a banana 

[diademgrove]

Black Knight: "Its just a flesh wound."

[digger72]

"Infamy. Infamy. They've all got it in for me."

[Kafla's Evil Twin]

My big great nana used to say  ' Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad ' which many wont find funny but it translates as 'What does a monkey know of the taste of ginger? '

It still makes me laugh you know - infact I am nearly in tears now HA HA HA HA  

[Yodasdad]

Justin Bieber has phenomenal talent and he is a huge asset to the music industry.

[Jess]

A 9 year old just beat me at a thumb war because she had the same size hands as me. I can never live this one down. Dignity ruined.

[man of simple pleasures]

funny how this place kicks off like a kiddies playground... why so serious?? haha!

[BooBoo]

Justin Bieber has phenomenal talent and he is a huge asset to the music industry.

Pfft he has nothing on One Direction, I mean have you seen the way they look, uh I mean sing??

*NOTE: I really don't mean that*

[Jess]

Justin Bieber has phenomenal talent and he is a huge asset to the music industry.

Pfft he has nothing on One Direction, I mean have you seen the way they look, uh I mean sing??

*NOTE: I really don't mean that*

"Harry styles is gorgeous" - said no girl with common sense ever

[James Nighthawk]

Did you hear the one about the bassist who locked his keys in the car...

...It took him three hours to get the drummer out.

 

[PeeJay]

I got sacked from the Pound Shop.

Couldn't remember the prices.